We've all heard the wise old adage before: As the days get shorter and the nights get unshorter, one's weekly trek to kickball gets worser.
Well trek no more (star trekking is okay), with the Kickball Unbelievably Überamazing Limousine (KUÜL) service. Here's the deal: If you want a ride to and/or from kickball, call the Official Kickball Hotline of Officialness, (323)363-1179, before 9:15PM, or email kickball@usc.edu, and we'll stop by and pick you up. Again, this is not a joke.
Kickball Limousine -- "now with brakes!"™®
Features include:
- 0-60 mph in 3.5 minutes!
- Limited shock absorbers!
- Security windows (this means they won't roll down. Ever.)
- FOUR wheels!
- (NEW) Working headlights!
- Monster-free interior!
The picture of my car-- I mean, uh... the Kickball Unbelievably Überamazing Limousine (KUÜL) is also, unfortunately, not a joke. But hey! Beats walking!
Ride to kickball in style-- poor style!
Note: Due to USC safety regulations, driver is unable to take the Kickball Limousine over any "sweet jumps".
© 2005 Aaron Kositsky & USC Kickball Club.